PDX FUCK ME SILLY BUBBLE BUTT LIGHT

Was very happy the first time around with this product, this is actually my second one the first one took a little beating

First off the product did not come shipped discreetly. I tried posting a review with the pictures of how it shipped to my door. My review got declined. Basically it comes as advertised with the description of the contents printed on the box. If discretion is a concern for you keep this in mind. This was my first time purchasing a product of this type for the amount of money it costs. It's big, came with no care instructions inside the box. I've had fun using it. It's also a chore, it's like not only do you have to store it somewhere, warm it up, then clean it after use. It requires more dedication than I was expecting. Definitely is realistic except I definitely felt it needed to be warmed up (it's cold) even while I purchased the recommended warming rod. I also used an electric blanket to warm it's outer shape. I've had fun with it, wouldnt buy another one though if something happened to it.

This thing is Huge! And heavy i don't give it 5 stars because the feel on the inside isn't good enough doesn't give me a whole lot of pleasure

Alright, so I had my eyeball on this product for a VERY long time now since fantasizing is one of my favorite ways to do my business and I really like rather large women with large behinds so the extreme gigantic version was definitely a wishlist item. I’ve had a few flashlights in the past but nothing as really huge as this jeez! ADDRESSING THE DISCREET ISSUE The box it ships in comes in a generic box, leaving the “pipedream” stuff inside of said box. I don’t know if this was the privacy thing people were complaining about but the previous negative feedback along with pictures of the evil menacing sticker itself had me very nervous since I’m a dude in my early 20s living with my family so I made sure to be near the mailbox as soon as it said it was out for Delivery. That’s the main reason I was unsure of buying this even tho I really wanted to for YEARS. I knew It’d come in a big box and if it told the contents on the sticker, it would be very difficult to explain this to my family members. Lol Lucky I got it into my room long before anyone realized it was there and that box is GIANT and HEAVY guys, I was struggling to get it in my room without making any noise So if you were wondering if the shipping box will turn eyes, it will, but the pipedream box is inside the box so you’ll be safe from aggressively noisy people. I caved in and tried it since quarantine is getting extreme again and I know imma need something to spice up staying inside all of the time, took a really big risk with this one. I’d get the white one as well, but’s it’s probably time for a P.O. Box for that adventure. THE PRODUCT ITSELF This or “she” is H.E.A.V.Y which definitely gives the product more realism. It is a bit firm but jiggly enough for me regardless. It’s probably this way so the price can stay the way it is and without the toy breaking down in 24 hours of usage. I know it’ll be a chore to clean and hide all of the time due to my situation, but I’ll probably figure something out THE DEED Put some bbw ebony videos on, gave her some panties and got started as soon as I got her basically since I was thinking about this all week. She blew my mind. Her big curvy butt jiggling when she rides me, bounces on me, or whenever I’m plowing her from behind has me struggling not to bust, had to be careful not to start moaning out loud messing with her cuz those holes are amazing. Sure, it’s the same structure as a flashlight, but you have to remember that she can bounce really good, so it really isn’t just a flashlight, the weight basically enhances the experience. This felt like actual sex with a nice rather large body goddess during my session. I didn’t want to finish until later tonight tho so I let her be for a bit. There can be a lot of squishy noises from the toy tho so try and plow quietly. She is also quite cold which can be a turn off for some people but I believe there should be ways to warm her a little bit, correct me if I’m wrong someone. OVERALL. This product is something else. (Positive wise, obviously) Box is really really EXTREMELY huge. So if you live with people or you’re in an apartment complex with a lot of people you know, you may as well wait outside and grab the thing as soon as it’s out for delivery. It is now in a discreet box however, so if you are late it isn’t worse case scenario. The woman herself is to die for, I’m going to enjoy myself for the next few months and beyond. Make sure you clean as well to keep her as long as possible. This large ebony big booty milf will be my girlfriend/ wife for a little while. Damn, good good product.

Really a great product but unlike the more cheaper version of it, your penis will end up getting rubber burn no matter how much you lube it up. The size is great and the holes are good but that rubber burn is a problem

Life size and fun little side piece

It helps relieve stress, cummed I both holes several times

Came on time and its really fun to use. Definitely worth the money.

I'm pretty sure the delivery driver knew what this was

Yep it is great for what it does pictures don't do justice you must be assman use as directed I use condoms makes toys last a long time